Your support is necessary

Howdy y'all. Ah just want to say that Ah'm very, very sorray that Ah haven't been posting here much. Ah've been very, very busay milking people out of their monay raising support for a very important ministray... MINE... and I just want to say thank you to those who have supported ma ministray and I want to send out a big REBUKE to those penny pinching no good weasels who have not yet supported ma ministray on a weekly basis. If 30% is all you've got to give, don't worry, I think there will still be forgiveness for you, but do trah ta give up to 100% according to your very generous and manipulated obedient heart. Thank you heathens from the bottom of my heart of gold...